-books
-TV
-tummy time (were gonna crawl any day I swear...)
-singing (making up new words to regular songs of course...)
-dancing
-trying to fall off the couch
-talking (it might sound like random noises to you, but shes talking to me)
-listening to dad play guitar
-eating random things found on the floor
-allowing the dog to lick the inside of our mouth AS SOON AS DAD TURNS HIS HEAD A SECOND
-splattering the inside of outfits with poo like a coked up Jackson Pollock
-squirting pee as soon as Dad takes OFF our goddamn diaper
-Skype dates with mom at work...
These of course are all acceptable forms of entertainment to get us through the day. But just the other day my daughter learned a new way to keep herself busy... I'm lucky enough to have photo evidence...
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| Hmmmm.... So... These are just here for anyone to take?? |
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| They taste pretty good... and the texture is fine... but its not really tickling my fancy... |
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| Well goddamn... These things just pull right off of there... |
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| Its like the harder I pull the faster they come off... WHY HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING THIS TOY FROM ME!! |
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| HOLY CRAP.... DAD ARE YOU WATCHING THIS!! Take pictures... |
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| If I wrap it up like this it looks like a pretty dress! But WHERE THE HELL DID MY FEET GO??? |
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| I swear it's like it NEVER ENDS!!! |
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| The roll DOES seem to be getting smaller... perhaps I spoke too soon... |
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| Dad gimme a hand... the roll seems to be stuck... |
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| Wow... it just came right off!! WTF kind of stupid finite toy is that? |
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| Maybe there's another roll over there? |
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| Dad... Uhhhhh... we're outta paper towels... |
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| Dad couldn't care less. Have a great Christmas. |
